i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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