just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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