Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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