I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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