Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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