Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
how drunk are you?
Several
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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