Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
please come you make the beer taste better
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
