ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
it was like eating out sand paper
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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