you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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