Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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