Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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