she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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