I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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