unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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