oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I got inside last night via doggy door
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Drunk is not a location!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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