But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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