He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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