some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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