literally had 100 drinks last night.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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