You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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