no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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