Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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