when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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