Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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