I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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