i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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