Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
