Do you still have your period?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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