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(586): View more from Michigan

your parents love me but you hate me

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(317): View more from Indiana

His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me

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(925): View more from California

I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?

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(630): View more from Illinois

slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed

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(516): View more from New York

i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells

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(609): View more from New Jersey

ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL

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