I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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