how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
