I molested 6 butterflies tonight
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
How external is "for external use only"?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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