Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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