just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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