You're so nebulous sometimes
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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