Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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