is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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