i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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