ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
How does it feel to date your dad?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Help. Why am I so naked?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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