glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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