So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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