she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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