Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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