I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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