I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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