I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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