jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You need Xanax blowdarts
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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