I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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