Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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