Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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